This is the amount I drop on the carpet when opening my grinder.
Plot twist. The person holding the pot is Andre the Giant.
and he just drank 156 beers
https://www.eightieskids.com/156-beers-inside-andre-the-giants-unofficial-world-record/
One for my favorite fun facts about Andre’s drinking…There were times he got so drunk and would pass out in hotel that they’d have to simply leave him there because he was too big to move.
Really feel sorry for the guy. Apparently the drinking was the only way to ease the physical pain he was in so much of the time.
Usually I drop onto the carpet after opening Grindr
hi
Were you ever tempted to smoke the carpet?
Ew carpet
I’m sorry you died. Seems like your recovery is going well.
those teens didn’t die, and in fact rose up 3 hours later to eat everything in the house
They rose up 3 days later
5 lies in only 3 sentences…
Impressive
They left out that you need to inject it with a needle
And it’ll make you a terrorist.
I believe it’s spelled “TURRRIST!”
I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!
(/s, of course. Shouldn’t be necessary but this is the internet…)
Did you freebase the devil’s lettuce from the needle or did you huff it from a used crack pipe you found in a medical refuse bin
The evil electric cabbage
I know someone who died from huffing heroin pills.
You gotta get one of those used crack pipes, otherwise you’re missing out on the extra flavour
That’s it, I’ll never do marijuana injections again.
You should’ve just donean MMS enema, would’ve cleared the gay right up
It’s only deadly if you inject the nug directly into your veins though.
Snorting it is the only safe way, I hear.
But don’t grind it down first.
Luckily I only inject directly into the penis. Not mine, but definitely a penis.
Well yeah. If you cause a blockage, and then a rupture, I guess you could cause internal bleeding that if ignored would eventually kill you.
However, thats just suicide with more painful, longer lasting, and confusing steps.
Tbf, almost anything will kill you, once injected into your veins.
Bitch that’s barely a gram
That mini bag probably weighs more than the micro nugget it contains.
Yay microplastics!
I just smoke the microplastics and inject the weed into my nutsack.
No, it’s an eighth of a pound. Didn’t you see the baked in text?
Perhaps you have already succumbed to the reefer madness.
NOT TO A CHRISTIAN AGAINST the POT WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE
DO YOU FUCKING USE the POT?!??!
I piss in the pot, I smoke from a bowl…
Check out moneybags over here, with his pot to piss in.
I thought you were supposed to shit, or get off the pot?
I personally prefer a good pan.
It’s probably .25g in my professional opinion
That’s way less than .25g I would even go for .1 or .15g
That’s not even one whole marijuana
I smoked way more than that my first and only time. Somehow I am still alive. Maybe I died without knowing?
You are undead now, just like Jesus
It’s all a fever dream.
Ugh, teenagers are just the worst. Thank you marijuanas!
This actually happened to me the other day. Completely died…
I got better
mom dad barts dead
ahhhh
thats right dead tired of not being high
I got turned into a newt!
a NEWT??
I got betta…
I tried via search and failed to prove it, but I’m nearly certain this was an old Facebook satire page.
I feel like “Christians against the pot” gives the game away.
No no longer think it’s cool. Now I think it’s AWESOME.
My grandma fell and some of the pot slipped out of a stranger’s pocket. It hit her right on the middle of her butt and then she’s dead now. She tells me about it every day and is crying now as I type this, smh.
It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin
