I grew up with rifles that were locked in the garage. And I was a stupid kid who figured out how to look down the barrel and point them at the neighbors’ fence. They were “hidden” in an area where I could mess with them for a few hours without my family knowing.

I was given the whole talk but I never took it seriously until years later when I got on the range and did some actual hunting and cried my ass off killing an animal.

Knowing how stupid I was, I assume the worse with my family.

Today, I keep a pistol in a secure case in the house. But it’s in my office near all the other critical things where I can see it/my kids can’t access it without lots of barriers. It also means that it’s kinda useless for quick access and would take a few minutes to get. I’m okay with that.

Safe storage === shoe box on top of the fridge

All the gun owners I know talk the biggest talk about safety. Then the moment they get to show it off, they wave their guns around like school children and pointing it at random things and fetishizing it.

Mine is locked up and secured. And if I take it out, I’m using it.

The rest of America should follow Oregon’s standards.

When Republicans walked out, Oregon said Bye Felicia.

Oregon high court says 10 GOP state senators who staged long walkout can’t run for reelection.

“Such is the scale of advancements we’ve made, that 2024 Tim Cook would walk up to 2023 Tim Cook holding a bit ‘L’ on his forehead before giving him an atomic wedgie for having such a crappy iphone.

I like the joke but this is so clumsily written.

I like to race by popping a edible, then seeing how much chores I can do before my brain goes into space.

That was what I thought five years ago. I was on the verge of removing it, and the android Facebook app killed my phone’s battery, so delete it went.

And suddenly all my family drama stopped and if someone needs to get in touch with me, how surprising that they still found a way.

Remember in the 70s when the cigarette industry said their products were safe?

Remember in the 80s when the candy industry said it was the lack of exercise that was the cause of overweight?

Remember in the 90s when the gun industry pointed the blame to personal responsibility as the cause of school shootings?

Maybe just maybe industries can’t self regulate. I can go on.

Oh hello friend! Looks like we found ourselves on the same corner of the interwebs! Your message came loud and clear! Let us make the internet to be a amazing place for everybody. GOD BLESS.

Hey you can’t say this on my computer. This is ILLEGAL and infringing on my PRIVATE PROPERTY, by Order 203.c. I FORBID you from using my property for your lewd acts. I demand you CEASE and RESIST or else I’m calling my LAWYER. I’ll see you in COURT!

Real talk though. My vegetarian wife struggled to find good vegetarian meals in Oahu that were Hawaiian themed. Not that they didn’t exist. Just that they were lacking compared to most major cities in America.

Me as a BBQ eater though… Gimme dat pork butt.

(Things I brag about on my tinder profile)

For spam musubi?

This guy/girl fucks knows how to vegetarian

😢

The first law of robotics never said the pain couldn’t be emotional.

Girl is doing her best and changing what she can reasonably change within her locus of control.

The gunplay is SO good. There’s just something about the way it feels that makes it so distinct from any other shooter.

I haven’t touched Destiny in two years. And every shooter I played (first person and the gears of war third person), nothing has yet scratched my Destiny 2 itch.

I can see it getting hard to read.

A bystander subdued the attacker 42 times

I’m not offended by dicks either. I am annoyed if they charge at me like a bunch of roman phalanx hoplites.

What about a group of women charging at you, breasting boobily?

I tell my wife the same answer when she asks what’s my favorite thing about her.

My answer is always, “I’m just happy to be here!”