Programmer Humor

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SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day ago

muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows

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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows

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SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day ago

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

How people react when they see me work.

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How people react when they see me work.

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

cm0002@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

How it started vs. How it's going

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How it started vs. How it's going

cm0002@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

kiri@ani.social · 1 day ago

C++

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C++

kiri@ani.social · 1 day ago

andnekon@programming.dev · 2 hours ago

I've written a keylogger. It now quacks

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I've written a keylogger. It now quacks

andnekon@programming.dev · 2 hours ago

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meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 hours ago

Angry ComSci Prof. noises

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Angry ComSci Prof. noises

meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 hours ago

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Amon@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

As an IDE

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As an IDE

Amon@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee · 2 days ago

Report Phishing

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Report Phishing

AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee · 2 days ago

Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days ago

Seating Posture

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Seating Posture

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Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days ago

cm0002@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Senior Wisdom

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Senior Wisdom

cm0002@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

cm0002@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

IT Manager

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IT Manager

cm0002@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

cm0002@lemmy.cafeEnglish · 3 days ago

git push origin main --force-with-lease

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git push origin main --force-with-lease

cm0002@lemmy.cafeEnglish · 3 days ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

The program is stable

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The program is stable

cm0002@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Take chances

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Take chances

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

cm0002@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Good Luck

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Good Luck

cm0002@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

cm0002@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Sure, we’ll refactor the code when get that 'free time' everyone keeps talking about

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Sure, we’ll refactor the code when get that 'free time' everyone keeps talking about

cm0002@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

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Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de · 5 days ago

Pretty straight forward

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Pretty straight forward

Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de · 5 days ago

irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 days ago

STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE

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STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE

irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 days ago

cm0002@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

How software projects are managed

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How software projects are managed

cm0002@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

vane@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Well it's JSON so what can go wrong.

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Well it's JSON so what can go wrong.

vane@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

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