“…that’s China.”

“YOU’RE China!”

If the budget is there then I’ll consider it, kupo!

Yeah he doesn’t even, like, get us, man.

I want to open a Final Fantasy-themed Vietnamese restaurant in south central Arizona. I’m going to call it “Pho Enix”.

Not sure where to open up shop, but I’m thinking Scottsdale.

Right? And also…who needs space between two homes if there are no lawns? Just moosh all the outer walls together.

Come to think of it…that’s gonna result in a ridiculously long line of houses. Maybe we could moosh roofs and bottom floors and stack 'em up a bit to make the line of houses only a half to a third as long, and then leave a little space between Consecutive House Stacks™️ - y’know, so that there’ll room for more windows.

sell all your stuff at the uh, forgot the name

Sovereigns

I’d let you know how much I spend in electricity through PGE, but…

1. I just recently moved in, so I don’t have good data for you yet, and

2. Portland General Electric ≠ Pacific Gas & Electric

That’s MISS Chanandler Bong.

Guess my job based on the following description:

I sell a product to a people who don’t believe they have any use for it during what they consider their personal time.

Answer:

I cut my full brother out of my life eight years ago. He isn’t a violent person, but he is a passive-aggressive asshole. My life has been infinitely calmer since then, and I don’t regret my decision at all.

If he were violent and had a vendetta against me? I’m putting a restraining order on him, moving states, and hiding my home address data as best as possible.

WOOHOO! BOOM

Predestination. Sarah Snook is just incredible.

Nice

I taught last year in a district near Dallas, TX where 70% of students were on a free or reduced lunch plan. This year, I am teaching in a district near Portland, OR where breakfast and lunch is free for every student, as it should be.

WELCOME TO RADICAL AUTONOMY’S WEBSITE!

This is soon going to be a great website all about me! Click here to see pictures of me and my friends!

You know, I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band.

I blocked him a couple days ago finally. He’s a hateful prick, glad to be rid of his nonsense.

I suppose that might work, it never occurred to me to do so.

No, there is too much precision required.

Reminds me of this Pete Holmes bit.