You had me at sucks you

Was it the Greeks who had the god of just in case? A god they worshiped in case they missed one?

Me. I’d win.

It’s a dangerous hobby

He was dismembered because they wanted a banana

It was Loki.

Yep. Which is why I like poking fun at it.

Little disappointed he didn’t literally throw it to himself

It’s easier to point out what didn’t involve slave labor at this point.

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BUT THEY HAD TAYLOR SWIFT!!!

One time at the gas station I saw graffiti that said ‘Misty Rain is a slut’ and all I could think was … what did her parents expect with the name like that

Dave

I wanna see him do donuts in a snowy parking lot

The pirates are inflated

I can cry.

It’s only partially a joke. I can’t remember who but some company was bragging about their subscription based mouse they had in the works.

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He could talk about them for hours

Yep, you went on to include other people but at the same time you tried to make this an issue of sexism which its not.

His A is thicc