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Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?
Führer loop
- Auswitch statement
- V2latile variable
- Goebboolean
- Zyklon C++
- Left shift, Reich shift
- Open and close Parenzer
- Iron Cross-compiler
Thanks I hate it!
if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }
Get popcorn ready
Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the “fixed” code as a PR to Linus.
Enjoy popcorn
My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.
I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.
The more he speaks, the more apparent it is that he had no idea what he is talking about.
I’m convinced this man has never used a computer
Well according to his lawyer…
Why the fuck can’t these assholes just go away?
You’ve won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*
It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.
*these are rhetorical questions
- substance abuse
greed should be a mental illness
If anyone hoarded anything like billionaire hoard money we’d have them commited.
It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.
No, that was a much larger group effort. You and me can’t wash our hands of it. Like, even if you ignore the majority of stuff they don’t own, we let them do that.
No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.
He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.
Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.
I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.
please don’t use grok.
elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.
please don’t use grok.
You’re probably preaching to the choir here. lol
i just wanna keep sayin it out loud so maybe folks remember.
You’d have to say it on the platforms normies use, make it short and attention-grabbing, a drone shot, a couple of tits…
Like this? Unrelated but similar in concept.
Legends say that if you put your source code file in Grok, it’ll print out the code and it’ll land on Elon’s desk.
Elon will browse through it and pretend to understand it, then tweet out insults and emojis and says you’re fired. Even though you were never employed by him anyway.
I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze :(
Are you sure it wasn’t just the frontend on your system that froze?
Nah, Grok took 3 minutes and said along the lines “Something went wrong, try again later”
Probably failed at tokenization or hit a fail safe
Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.
The entire file! My biggest frustration with cursor is that it doesn’t support reading from multiple projects at once so it can see the context of how the projects interact or how interfaces are implemented.
Drop the executable in the GrokBox
This just confirms Twitter is a 1M line BASIC program.
Think of all the GOTOs
Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?
Crazy that not only does he not know how programming works, the owner of Twitter doesn’t even know how Twitter works.
On some platforms if you write @username anywhere then it will act like a tag, or notify the user that you mentioned them, or other similar functionality
He’s referring to
This is what everyone @xAI does.
Which Elon probably (maybe?) meant to be
This is what everyone at @xAI does.
I’ve never seen anyone write in that second way, I’ve only ever seen people write in that first way
how does the AI know what the rest of the project is like? Or what the purpouse of the file is?
What do you mean “rest of the project”? Don’t you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It’s way more optimized that way
That’s Link Time Optimization, right? Put everything into one place for the linker to optimize.
I thought Link Time Optimization usually involved at least an ocarina…
