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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 个月前

Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbation

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Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbation

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 个月前
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  • a14o@feddit.org
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    Ah so that’s what they trained AI on

  • evening_push579@feddit.nu
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    No, i can’t unsee the face hugger

    https://alienanthology.fandom.com/wiki/Facehugger

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      Yeah, that was my first thought too.

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      https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/fingercreeper

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    First thought was the face hugger from Alien. If your first thought was anything sexual, you probably need help.

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      … But face huggers are sexual. That’s why they’re scary.

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        Yes, they are sexually assaulting the human host, and forcibly impregnating them. I read this was an intentional choice in the movie(s) to make it as scary and uncomfortable as possible. Same with the “feminine” curves of xenomorph

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      Joke’s on you, they’re the same thought

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    My first thought was, if each finger could be used individually or if they also mirror each other.

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      The muscles and tendons are there.

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    One handed touch typing. Piano playing. Palming a basketball. Horror movie actor. So much non masturbation potential.

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      I skipped the “non” while reading and upvoting.

      You can keep the upvote though.

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    deleted by creator

    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      His impatient finger tapping would be pretty epic too.

    • Jesus@lemmy.world
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      OP thought someone said penised, not pianist.

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    I’m wondering if the fingers move independently or also mirror each other’s movement. Because if they do, those people are one custom keyboard away from pretty comfortable PC usage.

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    My first thought is that it looks like face hugger from Alien

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    Projection is one hell of a drug

  • webpack@lemmy.world
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    I was thinking about guitar/piano…

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    Mad thumb war gamer

  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Speak for yourself. We all are innocent people.

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    Is this mutation actually useful or an impediment?

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    Hear me out…

    You know those “professional” slapping contests?

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    Somewhat serious question: What would these people do for gloves?

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      I think you have to go with oversized mittens

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        Four of them.

    • Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org
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      Idk, if i were a trailer, that would sound like a fun challenge

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      Call a tailor probably

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