Watergate was covered by journalists; these “articles” are written by clickbait engagement employees.

Me, staring at password puzzle: …i’ll just hotspot my laptop this one time…

Narrator: It wasn’t one time.

I’m about to blow your fucking mind…

That’s a three-phase power button

presses hitchhike button

This is the first app in this thread that made me go “I need this!” and immediately downloaded it!

Thanks!

Didn’t know Kevin was such a sub…

Membership is going to be linked to your DNA, the register will prick your finger to make sure you’re valid.

So how many tentacles we talking here?

It probably just always displays the one code.

There’s a Mexican metal band Ladrones that I have the same issue with.

42 Wallaby Way is my go-to address

My circadian arrhythmia is perfectly fine, thank you very much!

As a kid, I always wanted to buy a lobster from the grocery store and keep it as a pet.

As an adult, I researched how big of a PITA saltwater aquarium care is and I do not have a pet lobster.

I want to murder-death-kill someone every time I see/hear “unalive”.

281-330-8004

I made the mistake of thinking KSP was a game and not literal mother fucking rocket science.

There was a lot of explosions and no space.

You missed Blizzard’s ICON: Deckard Cain.

Say it with me everyone:

“Stay awhile and listen…”

I was pretty surprised by Cena in Peacemaker

There’s your first mistake, you wake up in the morning.

If you don’t wake up until afternoon or evening, there’s less time to make bad decisions in.