it’s your problem now, i’ve already got the job.
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yeah.
POV okay but just the tits
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•For when you're serious about having a blast.English5·2 hours agoone picks up newspaper ink; the other puts it down
there’s an obvious difference in fidelity regarding the top vs bottom text. other than that, i can’t see any other reason to think this wasn’t originally a message distributed by Big P
oh, a simple misunderstanding. but i just read Inferno and can’t help but think about what Dante would have said about Hitler. your “more than once” made me think that in hell he gets to gain a ton of power but gets killed buy a time traveler every time. i might have hit the weed a bit early today, but it’s a long weekend so whatever
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Seems like a reasonable position to takeEnglish1·2 hours agoit isn’t a new thing, either. my first job was working at Kroger when i was 14. i made $4.80/hr. it was 1996.
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•Just in case you were wondering.English3·2 hours agoyou sure?
my fury intensifies
but thanks the exchange. for now
neodymium magnets shall ultimately save us all.
it’s a skill. learning to live single after growing up in a family is a big change. i still remember paying a co-worker fifty bucks once to wash my dishes.
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's very friendly and well behaved.English6·3 hours agoholstein cats are much bigger than your average maine coon.
ooh, rub that rub! it’s a TOOL. the issue arises when these so-called “AI” companies start talking like their product isn’t just autocomplete + cocaine.
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Lemmy feels less anonymous than Reddit, because there are less users and its easier to be remembered. Similar to a small town where everyone knows each other.English6·3 hours agoi just reported you for doxxing lmao (edit - i didn’t)
okay, you got me. what do you mean?
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the freewayEnglish2·3 hours agothis is why people who write time travel stories need proofreaders.
now, they’re nowadays students who travel back to 1998 in a… fridge?
edit - why is eric stoltz here?
ah, you said the word of the day: “flood”.
edit - i should expound. there’s a pretty obvious move happening right now in ameraica. american press are like flies to money, and your new despot knows this.
edit - you’ll be lost forever to the rest of the world if “parade day” goes off without a hitch.
great, so it just assumed you wanted to rip off matt groening. he must be thrilled.
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft pulls MS365 Business Premium from nonprofitsEnglish11·4 hours agoare you sure you replied to the right comment? i know crack isn’t cheap, so i’d like to try my best to save you the bandwidth
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Lemmy feels less anonymous than Reddit, because there are less users and its easier to be remembered. Similar to a small town where everyone knows each other.English5·4 hours agoyeah, i know. but did i mention i live in canada?
is she single?