sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]

since when do crackers think about garlic (mario doesn’t count)

also, since when do any of then visualize an actual globe and not a fake mercator “map” where europe is thrice the size of china

I’m voting for biden so that the Ukraine money drain gets more money to drain

Not my problem

I think users should embrace data harvesting and passively run chatGPT powered bots to generate more mindless data

“we will harvest your DNA and put a literal implant into your brain”

in reality a steel consciousness would fail after 5 seconds because it has zero adaptability or flexibility

I am now generating fossil-tulpa

Uptown Funk is already a classic dude

That one Fetty Wap song

Despacito

Satrday Snday

I suspect that most speeding has nothing to do with being late, but with people being impatient and nasty

Already made my stance on this

every online information space staffed by english muffins will be razed and vandalized by the third world

every fake place name, flora name, animal that was artificially given within the last 200 years will be returned to its historical one
wiggapedia will be full of articles like “Manul” and “Kalpasi” and “Pippali” instead of “Sir waddlington’s cat” and “Xenophylopodotropestrum springmorphidappalixyliae”

every fake CIA/FBI/wignat current events/historical narrative will be de-tunnelvisioned, and rightfully compared with other (usually larger) atrocities. The fake math they use (victims of communism calculations) will also be revealed, and we will not let people forget that they used it.

the entire english language will be decolonized, it won’t matter how many cracker tears there are

WE WILL HAVE 1 BILLION MOUNT DENALIS
THE FIREWALL (of english non-fluency) IS FOR THEIR PROTECTION

eight equals equals equals equals equals equals equals equals equals capital d tilde tilde

not my problem

my face when they’ve literally hit the “charging for air” stage of capitalism

faster than expected!

EAAC

the germanic race was a mistake

freedom is when no food (at your friend’s house)

Americans (Anglos or NW Europeans in general) have a lot of weird phobias such as intensely disliking fish, lamb, goat, (none of these in a vegan way) mushrooms, irrationally scared of bugs, very easily disgusted by things to the point of overwashing their hands, or the opposite where they don’t wash their hands after literally stepping out of a toilet stall, also so disgusted by stuff that they refuse to pick up their dog’s excrement and/or don’t wipe/wash their butts properly (also because this is gay)

Honestly I hope he gets it

and I hope a Muslim immigrant stabs him a week after he’s released

Thou shalt rinse the xylospongium before thoust giveth it to the next user

grape wine sucks

there’s more complexity in Shaoxing cooking wine than grape wine

also the best beer I’ve ever had was some artisanal non-alcoholic one, I’ve been trying to find it for 10 years but never succeeded