Just aks the server directly. Aks it right in the power cord and then aks the hard drive. Aks it over and over

I’d trade LLMs for bug ships and necro assassins in a heartbeat

Iirc they’re indexes for the system wide search feature, Spotlight

Your dialer may already be monetized! If you get a call from a company and see their logo chances are they paid for that. It’s not enshittified yet, but it definitely could be. Source: I maintain a codebase that does this for a major device manufacturers dialer.

I’m them-adjacent and I’ll keep my mouth shut

Reduced demand (through more deaths) will naturally lower prices

Buffalo wings give me windmelon

I recognize the river diversion one as an Alex Jones taking point, via Knowledge Fight. Iirc it’s in northern California and wouldn’t help with reservoirs near LA anyway. The river may or may not actually even be diverted for these fish

In parallel!

Praise the goddess Anoia!

You’re falling down the Terry Pratchett rabbit hole very effectively! The best way out is to start reading.

Anoia is the goddess of things stuck in drawers. Mrs. Cake is too be avoided because she has precognition but forgets to turn it off during conversations which leads to confusion when she answers a question before you ask it, but insists you ask anyway because she’ll get a terrible headache if you don’t.