Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. “Want a fish pie?” they kept asking. “Want a fish pie?”

God, I’m so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.

I feel like this system is flawed but I don’t know enough about mushrooms to refute it

The only rule is, you must use a traditional fishing technique or implement to aquire fish or fish material.

So yes, Minecraft is a classic example of a good game!

Look, it’s simple. If the game has a fishing minigame, it’s a good game. If it doesn’t, it’s bad.

I don’t understand. Where are the Bionicles?

But it makes their friendship score go up when they win, so… they like it? Maybe?

I will wonder, forever, if this is meant to be the good soup or the bad soup.

(Don’t tell me.)

We just give all the tools to solve crimes to people who have no idea how to use them, no biggie.

Can you also atone for my sins while you’re at it? Thanks.

– Crowpernicus

I can fix him

Tomorrow.

Talisman is my favorite board game! I own all the expansions for the most recent printing.

If anyone wants to try it, just remember its an older game that isn’t meant to be balanced. The feel is more like a fantasy quest with highly random elements, or a party game where fortunes can reverse quickly. There are strategies you can use to win consistently, but the game is more enjoyable if you take it as a story rather than something to be optimized.

(And if that isn’t your thing, that’s ok)

Yes, I forgot to mention. The game is tuned for multiplayer and is waaaaqy more enjoyable with resource boosts and timer reductions.

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Maybe Ark Survival? You go from caveman to future tech. There’s dinosaurs and I like the story.

Look, in my defense my brain is a fucking prick

This is fucking fantastic