pay some prostitutes to come to your thanksgiving dinner and debate your uncle on his ideas about immigrants.
I would splurge and get me a prostitute with a PhD in International Relations or stuff like that.
Jesus was a homeboy, follow his lead: drink wine, hang with the homies, be chill with the hoes, pass the snacks and wreck a market in a mega church.
The key differences here is “inviting” vs “paying”.
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That ended weirdly specific. Looks at username Oh yea, that makes sense now.
Jesus sounds like the best dude in this scenario.
Oh shit. Maybe Donald Trump is the next messiah.
His followers sure seem to think so.
He sure seems to think so too
I don’t think Jesus asked the prostitutes to give him handies under the dinner table.
Jesus doesn’t have to ask.
Jesus prefers footsies.
Ofc not, that what the decides are for
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Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he’s the light of the world, I do it and I’m “making Thanksgiving awkward.”
Its because you are the prostitute your uncle brought and everyone hates +1s
It’s Thanksgiving dumbass, prostitutes have no place there, that’s for Christmas. You should bring a Native American to true honor the tradition. If he or she happens to be a prostitute, or you have enough trust, ensure a very loud fuck that night, and please keep yelling “thanks for this” so everyone knows you are thankful.
Jeez, some people just mix shit up
What if you can’t find a Native American but you can find a Pilgrim?
Technically, you should bring them to a Native American house. Unless is a prostitute pilgrim, then you can bring them to your house, but the custom then is fucking in the nearest bathroom during the dinner, same audio cues apply. Bonus points if you as the host get pegged by them.
