Sounds like someone is attracted to losers.

Gooners for the win

Yes, I have a lamp for you.

So a Nat-C.

I have a working theory that billionaires also don’t really understand money and numbers.

People don’t understand the difference between a million and a billion until they can visaully see the difference. As someone else pointed out, $5 million is 0.5% of their wealth. It’s pocket change for a billionaire. However, billionaires are acting like it’s going to break the bank.

Or billionaries just love to hoard their wealth to make their imaginary numbers go up.

Bible is like the Constitution. Some people don’t read it.

People only read what they want to take out of anything. Scientific reports, government policies, laws, philosophical essays, books, etc.

Saw it happen all the time. I use to work at the court house that was open to serve the public. We had at least 2 different signs that said “We are not City Hall. We do not do driver’s license, birth certificates, passports, etc…” Without fail, people would walk in and still ask about City Hall Services. People looked at the sign and saw Driver’s License, assumed that’s what we did.

Tell me you didn’t get the joke without telling me.

Qualified immunity

A significant amount of criticism contends that qualified immunity allows police brutality to go unpunished.[6] Legal researchers Amir H. Ali and Emily Clark, for instance, have argued that “qualified immunity permits law enforcement and other government officials to violate people’s constitutional rights with virtual impunity”.[45] Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor has noted a “disturbing trend” of siding with police officers using excessive force with qualified immunity,[46] describing it as “sanctioning a ‘shoot first, think later’ approach to policing”.

The joke being that the suspect was an offer who showed up, claimed that their life was in danger, and shot everyone to death. The officer will then use qualified immunity as a defence to an extrajudicial killing.

Qualified immunity coming in 3, 2, 1…

Strike the Reich.

Anyone want to bets that it was a Nazi who did the shooting?

Ronny snitches to ICE.

Are Ls just a joke to us?

Fucking right. Crushing fitness goals is amazing!

I love me some Slavic jank.

While I disagree with President Trump with their ICE raids, attempt to subvert democracy, and my execution. We both agree that the poor and trans people are a blight on society.

Gavin Newsom, final words before their execution

If only there was something to shoot down police helicopters.

That is the best kind of revenge to a fascist.

The suit, spearheaded by one of Polis’s top labor officials, accuses the Democratic governor of actively aiding the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown and pressuring his employees to violate privacy statutes Polis himself signed into law in 2021 and in May 2025.

In America where drivers have more rights than anyone. Yes, it is acceptable to shoot people who are blocking traffic.

Relevant xkcd.