I don’t use any home assistant technology but I feel like yelling “Hail Satan!” into an empty room and getting a response would be fun

I want to try ‘yo mother f****er’

“Janet?”

When I had a Moto X way back when, I used “Would you kindly” as the wake word.

I miss that phone, and specifically the custom wake word functionality. Well, that and the wooden back.

Central Scrutinizer, play Joe’s Garage on the living room stereo

How about “I say”…makes all your commands sound very posh.

Is there a syllable requirement? While I never directly experienced the fiasco that was Bixby, I’m amused by the “Bixby Button” on my new iPhone, so: Bixby

“Jarvis”

thinkimg about this again - maybe something passive-aggressive would be nice.

‘someone should turn the lights on’ ‘maybe someone could start the vacuum cleaner’

“Marco, Arco…”

“Polo, Pilot.”

Arco is gonna be the name of my bike, if I ever finish building it, and I was thinking about setting it up with a Pi and some voice assistant integration (don’t ask me how. One thing at a time).

Pilot has some weird disassociative /existential fuckery involved in it.

‘Eeeey!’ or ‘Alter’ - ‘Alter, mach mal licht an’

Pardon my ignorance. If I want to replace my Echo dots at home, can I make some kind of like, home made ones? I like having them for light control and music etc. but. After having them a few years they certainly have limits and privacy disadvantages. I have all hue lights at home myself. The echos just act as interfaces. Nobody in the family really uses the web interface much for light control. It’s usually voice. Can I have my cake and eat it to? How? Raspberry pi?