I once said something like “After Eights aren’t as bad as everybody says.”…

No clue.
But it looks better on the left imo.

Waaait, I thought they would help me with my own search for mating. This explains a lot!!

Nah, the opposite: Han Solo bitchin’

https://xkcd.com/927/

Protect your child! Give them a Kent cigarette with a micronite filter.
Kent, the one cigarette that can show you proof of greater health protection.

You should put the audio books on speaker, those poor souls are just fucking bored until they can finally rest.

And in the middle apartment: Me, trying to sleep while these idiots are howling at each other. 😩

I wear flip-flops with socks on rainy days, come and try to stop me

Edit: also Socks on the Beach

Meanwhile neurotypical people:

Maybe in the Grimm’s versions, but I think it doesn’t really apply to the older folk tales they were based on…

Now watch me combine quotes from all movies of 3 trilogies:

Amerikaner sover, post svenska migmigar!

(Jag vet att det faktiskt inte är natt i Amerika än.)

I was hoping for “Tasty”, but this is even better 😂

Vicious Viper has a really nice taste and has my preferred hotness level.

Really? Then name one blood type!

Should have gone with Social, Political, Economical and (Post-)Apocalyptical.

Locusts?

Yes, and I sure love having to click “Focus on content” each time a screen is shared (which is like 95% of the calls).

We do that sometimes, it’s quite fun. Nobody is stopping you from texting them :)