Do a flip!

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

Shutup baby, i know it

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.

Me, Bender.

Bite my shiny metal ass

“I can guarantee you anything you want.”

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

I’m back baby!

Screw you! I’ll make my own quote, with blackjack and hookers!

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

I’ve got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they’re gone.

Leela cracked corn, and I don’t care
Fry cracked corn, I still don’t care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!