I thought I found a match on Lemmy but it turns out she wasn’t interested in anything committed, as she was messaging a lot of other Lemmings and getting close to them too. I confronted her about it but she tried to cover her tracks by changing accounts, repeatedly. I know you’re out there somewhere Nicole, and I forgive you, we just wanted different things.
I’ll get right on that as soon as I have 25-50x more free time
Take this post down now kplzthx
The south, and rural areas, in general tend to be poorer. This often comes with a mindset of “don’t throw that out, we might need it/be able to use it someday”. That’s potential future money saved by keeping that crap on the lawn.
Instructions unclear, I smashed up all my walls but there was no food inside
At this point I think we’re trending closer to a universal ban on healthcare, de facto if not de jure.
Damn atheists! They ruined atheism!
Thought the gun was a squirt gun connected to the (wine? champagne? w/e) bottle, now that would’ve been classy
Thought this was from !lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip for a second
The day Bison graces your village may be quite the Tuesday emergency
More like 6969 and the 5 is a red herring
Food is better when someone else makes it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Can it run Crysis? Only if you already bought it.
Maybe it’s that a boombox playing music is more social and open, whereas what someone does with their phone is typically meant to be private, but some people play their music or w/e noise out loud from it as if only they can hear their phone and you’re just supposed to pretend they aren’t overstepping boundaries.
The moths will continue until morale improves
I’m now imagining an accidental Lemmy meet up in the streets of Cleveland tomorrow, organized by people shouting “HEY!! YOU SINGLE??”