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Dear auto industry, please make an affordable small EV without forcing crappy software on me
Pretty sure fems can benefit from having less crotch sweat, too.
But what if it dries up your snatch?!?
I suddenly understand the Korean concept of fan death
Probably a good thing
Definitely not, it’s like a dog’s snout, moist snatch is a sign of good health
Moist is the worst possible word. Moist suggest mildew and mold… regardless this fan would not cause health problems.
Wet as a warerpark is how a good gooch should be, it’s the healthy natural state
That’s why I visit your mom regularly her huuuuge…personal health needs.
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I’m no expert but I feel like that might cause chapped lips for other folks.
Ventilated seats may do this but better.
I’ve owned two cars with ventilated seats. In both, I never used the function more than twice because the primary result was less “oh, how refreshing” and more “did I wet myself?!”
On a hot day I once turned it on for a passenger without saying anything (it had been a few years of owning the car and I forgot the side effect). He had never been in my car before and didn’t know about the function. (I promise I wasn’t trying to prank him, I just forgot). Within a few minutes he asked me to pull over because he was worried he’d had an accident.
In short, I don’t recommend ventilated seats.
That’s a bizarre reaction, I use them every day
My current car has ventilated seats. Use them every time I drive in summer.
Finding another car is now more difficult because I can never go back to not having them. Never I tell you!
Apparently, you could just wet your pants.
Dr. Gangrene would like to have a word with you.
They do…but they’re a hell of a lot harder to find than an old hose. Idk how vented seats aren’t more common. Much more useful than heated.
Depends on the climate
No ventilated seats are objectively more useful.
Your seat will passively heat up from your own body heat over time. That is not the case when you need the cooler air from ventilated seats.
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Do they still got farts in the headrest?
…and women?
Cooter Cooler rolls off the tongue better.
Fanny blaster
Vag Ventilation
Fanny Fan, surely?
Agree 👍 would Ball Blaster work?
Even freshly showered balls still have that distinct ball smell. The soap just mixes with it and now you have a light floral addition to the sweaty ball smell.
Source: I like putting my face in balls.
Gotta get the right soap. I have some specifically for balls, and I can go like 4 whole hours before the smell starts creeping back.
But I seem to have the opposite gene from the one south east Asians have that makes them have no BO, so I’m sure regular people will have better results.
Scene: design board meeting room, car manufacturer
“What if instead of designing the ventilated seats to blow air, we reversed it? What if we used them as the air intake? Turns out if we consider how the ducts are plumbed, rough calculations indicate we could save $5/car!”
wtf? how about no?
That does not seem pleasant at all!
You know, you can just turn it off, right?
NO! THIS IS A THING I DONT LIKE SO IT CANNOT BE ALLOWED PERIOD>
Yeah no, keep your swassties to yourself.
What are you refering to ? Teslas don’t have It AFAIK
Swassties
SWeaty ASS n tesTIES
Ohhh
