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…well, i mean, who really wants an enchanter tossing fireballs across the rose garden?..

…same rules apply to dishcloths…

…scotchbrite pads generally won’t scuff aluminum cookware, but stainless steel mesh works well on steel, iron, and glass; in either case, sanitary-sponge rules apply…

don’t.
use.
sponges.

…the f*ck is wrong with you people?!.if you must use a sponge: thoroughly wash, rinse, wring, and set it out somewhere well-ventilated to air-dry quickly and completely after each use…

…seriously, do wash your f*cking hair by dunking your head in a soiled toilet and flushing it a couple of times?..you eat off your dishes, man, practice some sanitary scullery!..

…i’ve worked with an acoustics consultant named dick boehner…

…they are paying bounties on extra-judicial arrests…

bounties.

for arrest without trial.

…barring decisive impeachment and conviction in eighteen months, there is no way this doesn’t end in blood and fire…

…drakes…

…yeah, the slob in that picture is pretty much me and i’m 220 on a bad day: seven-hundred-pound boss fights are much larger…

…i use optical PCM for all my stereo sources; unfortunately with multichannel audio its bandwidth is sufficient only for lossy compression…

…TOSLINK can’t handle atmos bandwidth; you need eARC for uncompressed multichannel digital audio…

…israel’s long-term strategic campaign of zionist lobbying and mossad kompromat are why USA political support remains unwavering…if the epstein records are ever fully released, israel stands to lose mighty leverage across the political spectrum in so many governments…

…sounds like he’s campaigning for even more folks to vote for mamdani…

…well ted’s one of their own: a regressive immigrant from out-of-state…

…i don’t buy soft drinks but i feel like two-liter bottles were supplanted by three-liter bottles in the 2000s as the new standard size…

“Wait a minute, Doc: are you telling me you built a time machine - out of a Cybertruck?!”

…i shopped a saab 9000 back in '99: ventilated seats, man, pure luxury…

…i wish you’d take them back: they’ve really dragged down this place over the past three decades…

…i try to leave enough space not to touch bumpers when the front car’s suspension rocks back under acceleration…

…i totally thought that was wheat and lentil penne sautéed with crumbled sausage…