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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Experts Confirm You Are The Only Person On Earth Who Can Safely Text And Drive

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Experts Confirm You Are The Only Person On Earth Who Can Safely Text And Drive

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

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BOSTON,MA — A recent meta-analysis by researchers at the National Traffic Safety Institute revealed that no one in the world is capable of safely texting and driving except for you.

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