Clinically insane

Hawley almost always looks like he’s about to break into a song about how he definitely does not diddle kids

Tehran in response says, no not really.

Gross

Lil’ chubbers Vance. What a little kid.

Oooo salmon hats— so hot right now!

He excels at burning hunks of metal at extremely high temperatures. I thought the Cybertruck was the pinnacle but alas.

More like Lauren Hoe-bert, amirite?

Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩

It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?

Eastman chugs cock

“Well I wanna hear what FOX News says first before I make up my mind about breathing…”

—MAGA

Airing out the vulva

Paid in full with rubles

Is his son Elon the far right ideologue who is hosting the event?

So funny. These fuckers have been busted for both mass quantities of cocaine and sex trafficking. Pay a fee get off scot free.

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/ship-seized-in-1-3-billion-cocaine-bust-is-owned-by-jp-morgan-chase/

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/jpmorgan-to-pay-75-million-for-role-in-epstein-sex-trafficking-operation

Jamie Dimon is a real piece of shit 💩

I wonder how many times Donny has banged #4. 🤮

Quid pro bro complete.

It’s about god damn time I got some god damn recognition.

Fuck Jamie Dimon. Fucking financial terrorist.