Void
Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo–
Manjaro, easy choice.
TiVo
The one that’s put out when Elon buys the Linux Foundation.
Ironically it’s probably Suckless.
Is suckless a distro? I thought it was just a collection of software
Whoa, whoa, there are people who don’t like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?
Red Star anybody?
android
It’ll randomly doze off whenever you don’t look at it for 5 seconds, tho.
Damn I really can’t argue with that. The developer is a prick
Can someone seriously type with their penis? Impressive!
When you watch it’s really not that impressive.
There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.
Windows RT. What a pile.
Apparently it’s Athena Linux. At least, that’s what the hackable vacuums use.
https://builder.dontvacuum.me/
This website is great xD
Privacy Policy: I do not care about privacy and will try to sell, rent, lease or give away all your information (name, address, email, your pets name, etc.) to any third party (but only if they pay enough). Also I will send you unsolicited email with cute dog puppy pictures.
most honest privacy policy.
Is there even a place on the website that asks for that information?
Well now I’m even more conflicted about sending them my email!
Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90’s
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn’t suck, it’ll be a vacuum cleaner.
Your dad is a great dadjoker!
Does windows for linux count?
If not, maybe azure linux
Maybe ubuntu since its recommended by microsoft
“I use Arch btw”
Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
All of our testing cells at work run Oracle!
I don’t know much about it though.If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn’t have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.
They actually have an oracle cloud too. It’s used by some companies… And it’s awful.
It’s used by Tony fucking Stark.
I mean, I can suspend disbelief that he is Iron Man and has futuristic fights with aliens
But I cannot believe that same man uses fucking Oracle Cloud.
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the one you, the reader, uses
Ironically, I’m reading this from PostmarketOS, which has support for the echo dot 2, feature phones and some smartwatches, so it might be realistic to run on a vacum lol.
Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.
