You’re already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality.

The beginning of Subnautica is already too intense for me. And you think I’m going to swim over to the creepy shipwreck!? FUCK no. Game over.

Damn, that’s impressive! What languages do you know, if it’s not too invasive?

Not the time, Joe!

The ol’ creepy spoop peepee poop?

And still never once did you stop and ask whether it’s you who speaks the wrong language.

I hope my foot bones don’t look like that. Gross.

Oh, shit, got 'em!

Thank you all for your service.

Now that there’s a Microsoft/Windows app store, any app not sourced there is sideloaded.

Love that stuff, it’s so cool.

I’ve lived in trailer parks and worked for multi-millionaires/firms worth billions, so yes. With some exceptions, rich people are insanely insecure and often just fucking boring.

My back suuuucks. Losing weight + stretching + foam roller + working out more led to the most-satisfying, deepest back/neck/body cracks imaginable. It still sucks, but the overall pain decreases once you get through the early workout pains.

Thanks, Obama.

These are both really cool ideas and seem like a fun project.

Maybe we’ve gotten used to that very particular white noise pattern and anything else would feel wrong?

Completely pulled that out of my ass, for the record.

Depends on what’s on the vinyl.

Deez nuts

Edit: Which I recently found is a real brand of nuts. Dee’s Nutz, I believe. So be careful or you may just end up with some unexpected, delicious peanuts to snack on.

This is so stupid and completely genius at the same time. It would absolutely work for me.