CNN's morning crew ripped the "privilege" of setting up a CEO hotline amid the murder of Brian Thompson while ordinary people get no such consideration.
  • catloaf@lemm.eeEnglish
    50·
    8 days ago

    What would this hotline even do? “Help I’ve been assassinated”?

    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
      49·
      8 days ago

      Get trolled mercilessly. I’m technically a CEO, I’d blast the hell out of it for shits and giggles.

      • Gork@lemm.ee
        371·
        8 days ago

        “Help I’d like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He’s nuts.”

        “Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?”

        “Deez nuts.”

        Phone hangs up

        • doctorskull@lemmy.world
          27·
          8 days ago

          Tomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000

      • Corngood@lemmy.ml
        11·
        8 days ago

        Anyone can be a CEO. They really need to limit this to just the most evil of CEOs.

        I think if you want to get pre-clearance for the hotline, you should gather plenty of evidence of your eligibility and submit it to:

        https://tips.fbi.gov/