• Gork@lemm.ee
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    8 days ago

    “Help I’d like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He’s nuts.”

    “Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?”

    “Deez nuts.”

    Phone hangs up

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      8 days ago

      Tomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000