“You Must Construct Additional Pylons”
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
- Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science
“I’m interested in one thing. Dark. You haven’t the gift.”
- Felkin the Outcast, Dark Souls 2
He’s such a weirdo just sitting in a dark corner, but sells some good spells.
“Guess what! I’ve named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.”
-Gheed, Diablo 2.
Wololo - Age of Empires
I’m surprised this isn’t one of the top comments. I don’t even play or have interest RTS games, only ever watched friends play it as a kid and it’s still stuck in my head to this day.
“Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and… shine”.
My source is that I made it the fuck up!
“7 minutes, 7 minutes is all the time I can spare to play with you”
“… There’s a pimento taco, a pimentaco in the glovebox”
“Ride ze shoopuf?”
“The numbers mason, what do they mean?”
“Have some faith”
“Tank beats everything”
The Thing. You come across a guy that’s infected but still alive. Clearly on the verge of turning. He gives you vital information then says
“If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.”
And proceeds to blow his own brains out.
Boss move. Much respect.
Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
WOLOLO
“I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE”
Don’t look, now! I’m not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
A woman’s place is in the garage, fixing cars!
Oh. It’s you.
You will pay for this in time.
Time is money friend.
Welcome back. I have some jobs for you
“They were all dead …”
First words of Max Payne. But I always forget what comes next. Something about final gunshot something
Boy!
Don’t make a girl a promise if you know you can’t keep it.
~ Cortana, Halo 2, 2004
This town is full of monsters, how can you sit there and eat pizza?
~ James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2, 2001
Zug zug
Awe, more work?
