That is the most reluctant upvote I’ve ever given.
God is dead and we killed him
But this a biblically accurate depiction of an angel. God should be proud.
hahah good.
Me: Pineapple doesn’t deserve to be on a pizza!
This: Exists.
:O
Pineapple is banging on a pizza. You’re missing out. It pairs perfectly with any spicy toppings.
Add banana and some sort of spicy, tangy sauce and I’m in
username does not check out, I repeat, USERNAME DOES NOT CHECK OUT.
no, banana
Spicy food in general should just not exist.
Mate what
Give me the good pain. I want my BDSM food
This dude lives in the Midwest of the UK
Username checks out
I’m sorry you feel that way. More spicy food for the rest of us though, so not that sorry.
Man youre missing out
What is this, 1860? I spent my entire childhood barely touching spicy food, like hell I’d want to go back to that miserable life.
This is the most British comment on the internet
!foodcrimes@midwest.social candidate
No wonder China wants to invade
I think this pizza might actually be enough of a bioweapon to fend off the PLA
I guess this is retaliation for General Tso’s Chicken
This pizza looks like it’s brother killed the entire clan and left.
some food recipes don’t need to exist
With a little luck it will simultaneously act as a summoning circle for a demon that will kill the creator of this monstrosity and perish its sight from earth to protect the rest of us
Franken fidget spinner.
looks like some symbol
Huh. So we have all the cheesy, melty goodness that sits around the chicken and calamari, and when you finish with that it’s like a sweet dessert? Maybe if you only have one slice, so it’s like you are eating a three course meal: Appetizer of cheese and chicken, meal of the calamari, then the oreo.
I’m ethically opposed to much of this, but I can’t fault it for lack of ambition. It’s like a built-in dessert with every slice
I’ve been staring at this for about ten minutes.
