Well, what did your poo tell you?

What a dumbass.

“Hey, I’m gonna stream these pirated ROMs that aren’t publicly released yet, from the most litigious gaming company out there!”

That song lives rent free in my head.

4’33 - John Cage, such a banger of a song.

Yeah, just walking out the first door is enough for me to not need the toilet anymore… Definitely new pants tho.

Awww man, I’m 2 years away from a bracket change… My knees hurt more now.

I think that’s called a civil war.

A nice old style pub, preferably with a horseshoe shaped bar. Just something peaceful for me about a nice old style pub.

Fat cat!

My mum recorded this and would play it when she wanted me to goto bed early.

For me that meant that dinner was half an hour away. That tune always makes me hungry now.

If it makes sense in the story, that’s alright, but don’t do it because you have two hot actors you want to watch pretend smash just because they’re hot.

I used to like diamonds and guns by the transplants, now it makes me want to wash my hair.

Where won’t that man hide?

SKULL SKULL SKULL SKULL!

Too much going on in this.

It’s OK, you’re not alone in that fear.

There’s absolutely nothing you can do to stop me …

Turns out they could ya weird little fuckhead.

Top cupboard, second draw from the left, behind the duct tape.

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