My retirement franchise!

As a pervert, yes

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

No matter what angle you turn it over, this is indeed a shit post

Personally, I emit more of a squawk like a seagull or an eagle

I thought it was about having almost 100 baby goats

Also, microplastics

I have read nothing and feel like I regained time lost somehow

Good god man, that’s my mother

*witch

Hey, go vent about it elsewhere

BluRay was slightly better if I recall correctly. With the rise in higher definition televisions, people wanted to max out the quality possible, even if most people (still) can’t tell the difference

Duck suck goose step

I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest

Some sort of cartesian graph

You stupid monkey!

I call him the glue that keeps us together

Dong havers can do them too, tho, which you could call buss ups

Or poops

I hate it when I poop all over my ball flaps

PERVERT!