“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”
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xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport."1892·4 days agoFinally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•God used Confusion! It was super effective!4·4 days agowait I actually get that
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•God used Confusion! It was super effective!11·4 days agoHa, I can read 50% of this meme
I believe I am more confused than if I could read none
I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)
They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•>MFW I overclocked my electric toothbrush7·7 days agowhen yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎
Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.
Source: I made it up
Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠
I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came
༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The results are in! 98.8% of Lemmy is gay (n=241)3·14 days agoFake: I didn’t vote in this pole
Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I love cartoon violence
I’m glad they kept the top of the glasses in frame so we know that this is from the community and not a hate crime
You can meet interesting people, but ultimately it’s based on superficial connections.
Typically, the cis woman experience is about filtering, while the cis man experience is about casting as wide of a net as possible.
You could potentially have a dick-pic free experience if you’re able to curate and filter enough, but be prepared for an exhausting or donging experience.
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Games@lemmy.world•Microsoft cancel Perfect Dark reboot and shut the developers down in the name of "continued success"English141·27 days ago@PerfectDark@lemmy.world I WON’T LET THEM CANCEL YOU
I grieve not for what has been lost, but for what will not be found
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Ask Men@lemmy.world•What have your experiences with therapists/psychologists/mental health professionals been like?English2·30 days agoI meant the term more as an expression, which would denote one’s personal lowest point, not necessarily how low a human being can possibly get. It might be possible to have a collectively agreed upon level of “true rock bottom,” but at a certain point I think it gets obfuscated - different circumstances and contexts might be perceived as worse or more challenging by others.
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Ask Men@lemmy.world•What have your experiences with therapists/psychologists/mental health professionals been like?English11·30 days agoStraight white Canadian cismale here, because that context can be important. I went to a therapist in my early-mid twenties that was alright, but it was the first one that I got. She was a good help, but never got around to some fundamental stuff, and I realize now that I wasn’t fully understood. I think we didn’t like each other, regardless she did remain professional which was cool.
Second time around, when I was 30 and really hit rock bottom, I shopped around, and found possibly the best therapist I could get for me. She was incredible. I have developed tools that can get me through anything. I feel like I understand myself at the most essential depth.
I will always advocate for therapy in any form you can get it, in whatever way is right for you. I’ve been able to help a lot of other people thanks to the help I’ve gotten. I’m not gonna lie and say that I am able to solve everything, but I do take pride in saying that I’ve genuinely helped some people at least breathe easier through their issues.
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Not POV: your the only boy at the slumber party10·1 month agoi pee the bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to
playwithkeep the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.Edit: choice of wordS