Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.

I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?

Teeth hair.

Well, you are missing out.

What the hell is their beef with St Kitts?

You don’t have to be, simply all you have to do is remove the pinko.

False - these billionaires use their stock as collateral for loans. It’s all part of a tax avoidance scheme. If the stock goes down significantly, the banks come knocking.

Both of the billionaires pictured also head their companies in some way or another. Investors can vote to throw them out. Not that they would, but even the vote of no confidence is not a good look.

Peace in our time.

He’s probably right. If they bribe everyone with a $2000 check right before the election and call it their tax savings, there will be a lot of people dumb or desperate enough to sell their future for that marshmallow now.

AskHistorians

W…wait… this isn’t Reddit!? 😱

Sure, buy the 50 lbs of honey now. Convert it to mead. Profit.

New Medicaid Death Panel Commission:
“In order to get benefits you must meet some work requirement”

VA Trump Aide: “These people don’t deserve to have a job!”

Things that make you go hmmmm.

If you needed one last excuse to get out of Utah, then let this be it.

This is the way. The idiots have been coddled for generations. They need to have the experience of their teeth rotting out for themselves.

Alice’s restaurant- Arlo Guthrie

Throw some blues in there and baby, you got a stew going.

Same as it ever was.

• Until AI can do it, they need warm bodies to do their bidding.
• Until AI can do it, they need warm bodies to fight their wars.
• The dumber and more obedient, the better.

They want to rule, not participate. Same as it ever was.

This should be in Not the Onion. I can’t remember which website it was, maybe The Sun? But when I rejected cookies, it threw up a cookie paywall.

https://www.icegif.com/wp-content/uploads/icegif-3455.gif

Never go bud to mouth.

Sounds like a good way to lose our most prevalent posters and kill the community.

I know right?! And another 40 as well in Gaza.