1000 bottles of baby oil is about to become the next CAH card
The infernal flame of Wonderland. Professional circus sideshow performer, fire witch, and collector of sharp things. Ask for my Instagram!
1000 bottles of baby oil is about to become the next CAH card
Thousands of children die as a result of Israel’s bloodlust and politicians call any criticism of it anti semitism
You need to sneak in there that he scored a near perfect 100 on his IQ test
It’s on purpose. They want to brand immigrants as disease carriers. You can look to the Nazis to see what’s next
NYPD goes HARD on toll jumpers, but there’s virtually zero enforcement on traffic and cars. Everywhere I go I see assholes with illegally modified vehicles, degenerates speeding down shoulders and medians, motorcycles on crowded sidewalks and pedestrian paths, and too many drunk drivers to count. There are so many cases where one pig parked on the shoulder during rush hour would fund the city budget for a year.
Instead we get whole families of pigs loitering by the turnstiles
It hurt itself (and two innocents) in its confusion
Isopropyl alcohol is the correct fuel! If I’m at the bar, it’s usually hand sanitizer. Oil candles just light faster usually.
Oh I do that one all the time as well, it’s a great way to light oil candles off each other (if you can withstand the heat)
This is just what I can pull out on short notice at a bar. Once people find out what I do, they’re usually interested in the details too.
Sideshow. Tonight I watched someone do aerial while hanging from their hair and then their teeth. And that wasn’t even the craziest shit I’ve seen.
Well to start, one of them supports me having the same rights as everyone else while the other one wants me dead
My forked tongue, when I show it off. I also have the best bar tricks.
“This could’ve been an email”
How could they be so anti-semetic /S
I’m not racist but…
Closing Time is no longer by Green Day
Manual can openers are better than electric can openers
Depends heavily on the band
Never really had one, figured everything out over the Internet which was a ride. My school has a health class but half of it was DARE and the other half was STDs and surface level nutrition.