Are you able to swim? Braces necessary?

Jorts.horse

This is really cool, it helped me find an instance that specializes in shitposting, much appreciated!

Anybody recommend a good mastodon instance?

Thrawn’s brilliant reverse stranger maneuver, works every time

No need to migrate to a decentralized platform like Mastodon at all!

Someone should tell him

First Blood and the sequels are completely different beasts. Agreed on all counts it is an amazing standalone movie. And the sequels are pure 80s action movie epic cheese. Very similar to the first Rocky movie and its sequels (II to IV)

X, is that Musk’s new fascist website?

Is this real life?

Americans view the terms immigrant and immigration negatively

The billionaire cosplayer feels inadequate next to the actual billionaire

Oh it might be one of the people he threatened to rape

Knit wool sweaters. You can get them for cheap at thrift stores, they are the brick shithouses of clothing. Warm as hell even when wet, safe around camp fires, and you look fly

They can’t intimidate little shitler, he doesn’t even understand the meaning of the word tariff!!

Mike Judge said that it was not meant to be an instruction manual