Years ago the worst one was a guy who would throw handfuls of dirt into my tools, when I keep my shit clean and tight.
So one day I shot 6 powder-actuated nails into the bottom of his toolbox and repacked all his shit on top of it. He quit fucking with me.
I’ve seen guys get zip-tied into shitters, they all have a little hasp for a padlock.
Put a black cap on a yellow sharpie and put it into your bud’s tools. That’s a nice harmless one.
or for Rickarthy
ohfuckyes
Yes, that is what I’m saying
should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel
One failed terrorist caused millions of passengers to have to stand on the nasty fucking floor where every other motherfucker is standing in their socks (or not) and now 25 years later we can leave our shoes on in selected airports.
The Jihadists definitely won.
So that asshole is still alive, sitting in ADX in Florence, CO
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Reid
I hate you, Rick.
“Here’s the $0.85 for the coffee, thanks!”
5k lbs? Probably not all that tasty but it’s going to feed all of us for a major feast weekend!
Loop this and tell them that Frank is the best entertainer of all time
Good points, thanks
That thing does look pretty tasty.
Yo dawg, I heard you like sugar so I put sugar in your sugar.
Yeah, says so right there in the brochure. “Video capability” AND it’s got bluetooth, which is a famously promiscuous protocol so if you’re anywhere near one of these things with BT enabled on your fone it’s fucking in your BT, seeing your status
edit: I bet it can even tag me driving by listening to Spotify on my earbuds. I can get a lot further from my phone than I’d be from the drink machine in who knows how many fast food spots before service drops.
That’s actually pretty terrifying now that I think about it and I’ve long been a fan of BT earbuds but damn, these drink machines and any number of unknown nodes could just be watching me drive around
That’s so wrong I can’t even. Drink more water!
I think it’s fair to say I work with my hands, what with setting tile. I don’t let my hands get gross but lots of my coworkers do.
You might be able to handcuff them with a dry microfiber, but the cloth just slips off of my hands
“Compassion is reserved for the people who think like I do.”
Lotion is cheap, staying hydrated is cheaper
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