I’m intrigued. So the card itself has a mag stripe and an RFID chip but no numbers printed on it? You log into your account to copy/paste the numbers for online transactions?

What bank? I like the idea of “no numbers”

I just did it and it’s not exactly emotional, it’s like I get a little more aware for 30 seconds

Just no numbers? How do you use it for online transactions?

No

Fucking NO

bruh… all of the numbers are on the back now

That’s abnormal. Has a doctor seen it?

so many pictures I wish I had saved

unpopped or popped?

Everything straight, level, plumb and centered! Yeah, dude played himself.

edit: I suggest stage right with New Balance bro towards the center

You remind me of that one kid in class who never got a date.

(WTF? How can a joke reply generate this level of acrimony?)

Snacks? I can barely fit my chewing tobacco in there while I shower. You must be packing some serious heat

Shh, the adults are talking.

Hah, yeah what a dumbass

I like people like you. You make me feel better about my intelligence.

Well in this case a proxy isn’t a VPN, but an intermediate the criminal has taken control of. A proxy does not have to be legitimate.

Of course you can.

edit: how do people not realize you can steal from criminals?

Or you could just not rip off DoorDash for 2.5mil

I’m not here to help you commit fraud.

It’s an assumption

So many technically smart criminals being busted by just not having OPSEC. Dude did the technical theft and left his IP wide open. Get behind seven proxies.

What a fucking moron. Like DoorDash isn’t going to notice this shit?

edit: so it’s been pointed out that you must have a legit ID to sign up for DoorDash and they probably didn’t track him down on the internut. I guess I have to assume that a smart guy that had a DD account found this hole and exploited it with his own DD account. his. own. DD. account. That’s super dumb, even dumber than I thought at first. Why wouldn’t he use my DD account? Why wouldn’t he use yours? (I don’t have a DD account)

edit again: why do so many people want to downvote in this thread and not tell me why this motherfucker is one of the dumbest criminals ever? There’s been a few that want to argue but no one can tell me why he’s not a complete idiot.