If she’s an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist.

And a plumber.

Oooh la-la, fancy parking.

Me too, whenever possible, otherwise I back in to show off my superior driving (and parking) skills.

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Hahaha - the cops are being replaced by AI slop. Piggies couldn’t solve crimes so they moved on to collecting taxes with spurious “fines”.

If you make $20000/yr, then a speeding ^fine tax is onerous and barely manageable. If you make $400000/yr it’s a nuisance fee at best. So the porcine blue line are little more than poor-hating tax collectors.

Now their tax-collecting jobs are being replaced.

Hahaha!!

Pig gonna oink. ACAB

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By LEFT do you infer compassion, empathy, and class solidarity? In contrast, by RIGHT do you infer me-first, only my rights matter and only those in my clan deserve to be cared about?

Then, yes.

Dunno. I think them big chemical tiddies would make more of a “BRRRRRRR” noise when motorboated, versus the “BUBUBUBUBBBB” sound of actual real boobies.

“If you lie to us and get a visa…” That’s rich, coming from a proven liar.

Shambolic reporting featuring bothsides arguements. Farce masquerading as truth. America deserves what it voted for (or didn’t bother to).

Leasing unused facilites to Rhinemetal (an actual tank manufacturer) barely qualifies as getting into the arms industry. Opportunistic? Greedy? Amoral? Yes, yes, and yes.

VW is still the conglomerate that designed a cheat into its TDI diesel motors in order to boost sales. Dishonest? Abso-fucking-lutly. But an arms manufacturer? Does Mike Waltz understands opsec?

Best call VW “arms adjacent wannabees”.

It would seem the case - the US is impotent while the sitting president twiddles his thumbs and denies knowing his upper eschelon staff are using unsecure comms. Makes me laugh about the tough-guy image they want versus the limp-dick energy the display.

Now that’s some alliterative genius there!!

37? Those are rookie numbers.

Aria Giovanni for the win.

Three groomsmen doing a mostly-naked-dance as a group. No pants (or skirts) or shirts, just tighty-whities and vapid grins. Drunk and slutty? The -ist of both. Was embarrased for the couples parents, one grandparent, and every non-visually impaired person in the room.

The server said she’d never seen anything like it. And for an itinerant (sorry, “freelance”) server THAT’S saying something.

And now I hate “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling”.

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Sure, bot, now back to Russia with you,

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putin’s bitch. so what?