This is the epitome of American “ingenuity” as it promises, promises, promises, and no-one ever actually delivers.

Just. Like. Trump.

How is this not a war crime? Precision bombs? Not targeting civilians? Genocide? Am I the only one who didn’t take a crazy pill today?

So very, very, very many questions. Trump thinks this is a strong response? Fuck.

Warming up? The alternative is Rule 34.

Keeping focus and not killing is a daily struggle for some. Although I carry a Desert Eagle Mk XIX Action Express 10in barrel loaded with Hornady .50 Cal AE cartridges I have yet to murder.

Yet.

Sad day for all. He was an icon. Will always be the best Thulsa Doom. And Darth Vader. And Lothar Vogg. And Terrance Mann. I’m gonna stop now. It’s that or cry again. RIP.

Hmmm, I think Kyle Rittenhouse and Gus Walz might have a different perspective. One displayed remorse through blubbering “tears” to play-act out of murder charges and one displayed genuine emotion for a successful family member. Both were pilloried for displaying emotion, fake or real.

Magic Eight Ball says: Concentrate and ask again

Housecalls???

At least we know part of the answer to: “How many times does one have to stab a pig to kill it.” Clearly the answer is > 22.

Na na na naaa

Na na na naaa

Hey, hey, hey

GOOD-BYE

Au contraire, mon frere, in most of these movies the VILLAN was the one with power and unlimited resources. Just. Like. Elon.

And Elon - you have cited movies designed to manipulate the audience into siding with the rebels, not the oligarchs. Y’all want a better metaphor from pop culture? Try The Sopranos, Dexter, or the SAMCRO bunch - they’re truly amoral shitbags designed to appeal to the downtrodden masses. So go murder Big Pussy, wrap his corpse in a carpet, and dump him in the bay. That’s how you get people to cheer for you.

With apologies to all the Big Pussies out there who are about to get whacked by Elon’s populist quest. (Cause he reads this thread.)

If flying sky-daddy existed the orange gibbon would not. Ergo, in place of a Supreme being we get Mr. Cheeto.

“Do that” ? Might do that if the dear leader can keep from shitting all over it.

So, no.

Every accusation is an admission when you’re a cuntservative.

I weep for the serfs under his capricious reign.

Someone getting elected locally, who differs in approach from the Governor is a fire-able offense? That’s some medieval shit.

I thought the products were an illustration of how much food is in his colon. You know: why he’s so full of shit.

Lovely. Seems to be missing a steering wheel, though. JK!!! Is it recreational or lifestyle?

Trump is a loser. Vance is a deviant. Both are weird lying grifters. Why is the US media so afraid to say that out loud?

No low-ballers, I know what I’ve got.

Now I want an onboard system that hides my tag until it sees a pig bike/car/van, warns ME (the schlep who pays for it) and reveals the tag. Why is tech serving the pigs and not the owners who drive the vehicles as they were designed? Oh, that’s right, the cozy relationship between corporations and leo gangs. FML

And if you think I drive aggressively now, buy one of these stitchmobiles and see how often you’re cut off, brake checked, and given a hassle. Spoiler alert: it’ll be a lot more. A LOT.