Heynong man.

If I’m ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

His parents bought him a Ouija board? Think mom or dad picked it out?

BEES?

And always disconnect while you’re in the middle of speaking.

HEAD!

You can always tell a Milford man.

You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

Very wild

Empty a can of corned beef hash into the toilet and squirt ketchup over it and then don’t flush.

Is the floor open for questions?

Man, you’re probably right, but you’re condescending as hell.

Aww. I’m kinda sad we’re caught up!

Ah well, now we have like 10 years worth of content!

Judas Priest

Ever went over a friend’s house to eat

And the food just ain’t no good?

I mean the macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed,

And the chicken tastes like wood?

Probably closer to 1.99 now. Was 3 for a dollar in the 90s.

Deep. Fried. Tacos.

With American cheese.

2 for a dollar.

You and G.O.B. were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um… Goofuth.

Will they bite into a manhole cover thinking it’s a pizza in this one?