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Ahhh of course it was the Onion

I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…

I bought one of these and did not sleep all night even though I’m a regular coffee drinker and I’m convinced it’s some hypercaffeinated situation like the Panera drinks. They used to be regular iced coffee. Not buying them again.

It’s not even loading for me (Vivaldi on Android). I ran it through Textized. It’s on the Verge alright… verge of unreadability 🙄

Every time that song comes on I have to brace myself for the feels that are coming

Sting - The Soul Cages

This album was written when his father died. It’s a loose concept album and it devastates from beginning to end but if you haven’t heard it before two of the tracks hit hard as standalones:

Island of Souls The Soul Cages

Ah yes, I grow these orange houseplants every year. Visitors definitely admire this species of lovely orange houseplant 😉

There’s something about smaller TVs for sure.

rest in peace 😞

Heyyy it’s a phone on a cord. Nice

Gladiator, I saw it opening weekend

Exactly

He’ll really do anything except the things we all know will bring the advertisers back.

It would definitely be the level at the end

While getting a smog check, the proprietor told me that there was more crime than ever in our area. I was baffled. He looked to be my age. Had he forgotten the '90s? People will believe things they’re told over what they see with their own eyes. Smh… and I’m finding a new smog check place next time

Ah, the tao of internet

stepsquirrel, what are you doing??

I went to school on a campus overrun with squirrels and you could see the whole life cycle on the way to class: defending territory, finding mates, and then making babies, all in a nonstop frenzied squirrelly adrenaline rush. but this… this I never saw

Ahhh hexbear. I was there at the beginning, and left after a few months. It’s strange to see their dysfunction become more widely known. There were some nice features on their fork though.

It’s good to recognize that. Sometimes a job is something you do to fund the other things you want to do. Because the things you really want to do don’t pay anything!

Conservative TV commentators love dropping buzzwords, dog whistles, and conspiracy theories, to the point of incoherence. Dear god it’s been word clouds all along…