Anything to get out to vote. Made me laugh. Good day for it.

First thing I thought of was Philly. This is a whole other level of stupid. We’re not that bad.

I don’t believe they even had that.

Every chance we can.

If only I could give you two upvotes. One for Australia being the most dangerous place in the known universe, and two for the messed up looking D&D beastie. Well played, my friend.

Joint Chief Asshole

Awesome. That is sooo neat that I haven’t aged out too bad. Whatever works my friend.

Didn’t think of that one back then. Nice one!

Perfect for teaching 3rd grade earth science

Oh, fuck me! I got nothing else.

You do realize I’m going to do this? I blame you. You’re awesome.

Wow. I thought my dad jokes were corny. Now where can I use this?

They shall bear their marks with honor.

I’m sorry. Do you need a hug? I would. And we have now learned a very valuable lesson. Do not subject yourself to this ever again. Go have a cookie. You’ll feel better.

It was the early 90’s and Raleigh had a line called Technium. The tubes were bonded to the lugs. Not really welded. More pinned and “glued” I guess. The frame broke at either the top or down tube and there went the fork, and my buddy’s face. Screw aluminum. Steel has memory. I found that out the hard way. I’m far from a metallurgist. This is the extent of my elementary teacher brain. And a broken cf seat post is scary.

As a former cyclist, steel is real. I’ve seen aluminum bikes fail (as in, break at the top and down tube)during a ride. Screw your aluminum!

Well good morning to me. So to go along with the PTSD, the depression, anxiety, spinal fuck ups and, as of yesterday, the chance I may have cancer, I got this going for me. It’s only Wednesday right? Right? Got to keep pushing on. It’s Hell sometimes but I continue to push on.

I needed a good laugh.

Maybe a bowler or a fedora? My thoughts.

Very cute.