Have the splits fall on the center of the cities then.

Let’s split California into 3 while we’re at it.

How do you convince the new place to let you stay?

Sometimes I want cheap, fast and delicious.

Not always, but sometimes.

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They’re trying to get liberals banned by coaxing out suggestions of terrorism

This is not news.

… why?

There’s a great argument for triads here

Oh you sweet summer child.

That only holds true until emperor Turnip declares himself immune from state charges, and SCOTUS confirms it.

Ah so your state is just being annoying. They’re 5 cents in OR, paper or plastic.

You got it backwards mate

Authoritarianism enables climate change, not the other way around

5 cents per bag is a fortune?

What is this?

DMV can still have data on you even if you’re unlicensed.

Incite

Lose*

Fetus*

I might expect this kind of pissantry from North Korea, but Russia?

You’d think Mr. Google would just have a little accident out an 8th floor window.

I had a philosophy prof who said the title depends on the setting. If he were speaking at a conference, it’s Dr. If he was teaching at a school, it’s Professor.

If you’re in a setting where those titles aren’t relevant, don’t use them.