Honestly, I don’t think the second one is a mess (except punctuation). I think it just conveys - or at least suggests - that something out of the ordinary is happening. It takes mundane things and makes you question them, given the extra attention given to the normal things like a name or place. Sounds like John maybe isn’t his real name and maybe he’s going to this store for something other than groceries.

Go play a very public and dramatic round of disc golf

I would also love one, if you’re still giving them out! https://steamcommunity.com/id/aeval_/

Wild assertion that these are semi-famous with only just over 4k views on the original post. And on DA in 2021 no less. I’ve seen no name YouTubers with higher subscriber counts.

11. Always err on the side of scepticism when reading things online, especially when those things assert themselves as truth.

Would you kindly answer this yourself?

A man determines his own answers, the parasite seeks forums.

Sins like what though? Do you need the threat of eternal punishment to be a good person or keep from killing someone?

Trying to crowdsource your next Isekai, huh?

Cause the dude is on his fourth whiny doomer account and didn’t like that people were calling him out on the last post. So he deleted it and made a new one to get less undesirable answers.

Couldn’t even use different verbiage on his new account after getting banned everywhere lmao

Like us, you could waste time answering your questions with genuine enthusiasm and interest when you clearly don’t give a shit about yourself or anyone else

This feels like a personal attack

Plug for something like Obsidian here. I recently started a new novel and the ability to divide everything into folders and sections that I can link to within my writing has been invaluable.

If it’s been a while since I referenced a place or event or character, I can write their name and link out to their dedicated page full of info and reference material on them. If I have something I think of on the fly that I want to remember, I can create a new reference page and link to it, or add it to an existing page whenever I need to .

The organization is a game changer. I write chapter by chapter, sometimes bouncing around in the timeline, and stitch everything together as I finalize a section.

Glad I’m not the only one! Everyone else in my class insisted it wasn’t a real unit!

They’re finally ready to explore butt stuff

7. How good are you at ordering lists?

Doesn’t change when you leave school and start work

Any sort of accidental bodily function is pretty attractive to me. They usually induce a state of uncontrolled embarrassment and innocence that is super hot/cute, and experiencing it makes me feel closer to the person.

I heard they are great for killing billionaires in experimental deep sea rigs

Now this, I like