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  • That doesn’t bother me, and as someone who occasionally makes comics I always appreciate positive feedback like that.

    So much worse is:

    OP: “This [noun] is [adjective].”

    Commenter 1: “This [noun] is [worse adjective]. FTFY.”

    Commenter 2: “[Noun] isn’t [adjective]… BECAUSE IT’S AN INSULT TO [ADJECTIVE] THINGS EVERYWHERE! I am so clever! You thought I was defending [noun], but I pulled an Uno Reverse, which is also a clever thing to say!”

    At dinner that night I imagine commenter 2 tells his mom all about how he’s so funny on reddit. She doesn’t really listen.









  • moakley@lemmy.worldtoScience Memes@mander.xyzDo you know the answer?
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    13 days ago

    B.

    This is a multiple choice test. Once you eliminate three answers, you pick the fourth answer and move on to the next question. It can’t be A, C, or D, for reasons that I understand. There’s a non-zero chance that it’s B for a reason that I don’t understand.

    If there is no correct answer, then there’s no point hemming and hawing about it.

    B. Final answer.


  • moakley@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldI'd go to that
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    14 days ago

    shitty.

    You can say shitty.

    I want to take all these censored memes and edit them so the bad words are in bold red font.

    Then I remember the one time I saw a meme that for some reason had the bad word written in red, and my four-year-old daughter was looking over my shoulder and said, “Cunt. That word says ‘cunt’.”






  • That’s fair - for birthday gifts for my kids’ friends, I can use Toys R Us’s limited selection as long as I remember to get the gift in advance.

    But my own kids have birthdays coming up, and there are some toys I can’t reasonably get any other way.

    Working full time and raising two kids, some convenience is necessary. Life is hard. I’m already making it harder by not going to Target, which is two minutes from my house and sells basically everything I need. I think that’s reasonable, especially since Target is the only one of those companies that’s actually likely to cave to a boycott. But I guess I stumbled into the wrong community to voice that stance.





  • moakley@lemmy.worldtoAnticonsumption@slrpnk.netNew Boycott schedule is up!
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    18 days ago

    It’s just not really possible to boycott all three of those. If my kids have a birthday party to go to, those are literally the only three places to buy a toy. That’s true for most of the things I buy, besides groceries.

    So I boycott just Target. Target used to be the least shitty of those three. Except one or two rare occasions where it was necessary, they’ve lost months worth of my business.

    If we can get just one retailer to turn around on their bullshit, then at least we’ll have one place to shop.