A not-worthless post title would have been nice. Is the article about something related to technology, or a nerd whining that he can’t get a date? A "blog* could be either one.

Way too coherent and clear. You forgot the proceeding “Uh wuh wuh buh bup wah we well…”

Really?

I’m still chasing

Chitlins, whiskey, and skirt…

Insurance refuses to cover it. Yes, the family is on the hook for the costs of this government-imposed atrocity.

It’s a story that only gets worse and worse the more you find out.

What happened to just running the PC on top of the motherboard box with the antistatic bag underneath? Kids these days need to pay for that? Old timer scoff

Wait, are you saying if they had more product, they could sell more product?

Sounds like voodoo economics to me!

I’ve seen plenty of those same “love Canada” Americans using the “it’s just a joke, bro” defense, though. So they still don’t get it.

“Drink verification can to continue”

People are so good at driving in two dimensions, I think we should add a third.

Truss Social?

Switch to chewing gum. “We’re recycling!”

Where the head of state has stated that even his own citizens aren’t safe.

The useless (as in, missing) title to the post, most likely.

Their core demographic is people who only survived childhood due to the vigilance of others. It’s not really a growth market.

No, he’s using his imaginary fentanyl-from-Canada crisis to do an end run around that.

It’s the same shit he does to his contractors: agree to a deal, then once the work is done find some fake “flaw” that justifies him demanding compensation. There’s a reason why nobody in New York was willing to take contracts for his buildings.

Wishlisted, but the complaints about bugs, bugs, and more bugs are kind of damning… don’t think this is a “buy immediately” game.

Also $3/mon certificate fee. To bring you the best possible service.

Their final, most essential command.