The phrase “never bring a gun to a knife fight” is referring to intelligence not bravery.

Damnit don’t Beetlejuice them.

I try not judge these folks too harshly, they must be in incredible pain.

When am I ever going to need to know how to fight a pudding monster?

Oh sure, blame the capitalist.

Aggressively recouping your over leveraged junk loans is indication of economic health?

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My bad

Less of a silk road and more of a yoke.

I’m about to give them some reasons.

The options are enticing.

You can’t fake Andre the giant. It comes from the heart.

I don’t know, if my run ends after being rich and famous and fucking around in a hot tub, I’m pretty sure you don’t get to complain.

Little of column a, little of column b…

Now do North Carolina.

If you’re so tolerant, why are you banning book bans?!

I would also enjoy wheezin’ the juice, bra.

It’s like the sequel to Encino man except we’re all gonna die.

Can’t wait for the family guy to be added in an additionally unnecessary way.

Pick a little, talk a little. Pick a little, talk a little.