In your new Wells Fargo Lifepod™! 160 sqft of essential living. Conviently stackable. Durable metal construction. Only $3900/mo!

A 24 pack of toilet paper was your buy it for life item?

As a Texan, I’m okay with that.

Please wear sunscreen. While black people are less likely to get skin cancer they are much more likely to die from it if they do get it. Love, your ginger cousin.

Twitter’s going save money by hosting their website on Geocities. The new plan only comes with 250mb of storage and that dancing baby gif is like 3mb easy. Gotta clean up somewhere.

I’ve been using Mint Mate for a few years now. My travel laptop is this little Acer with a Celeron, 2gb ram and 32gb on board SSD that I got for free. It runs smoother and faster than the new i5 powered Windows 11 computers I’ve used. I swear you can run that shit on a PC powered by a graham cracker.