Everyone gets disqualified, except for Sainz as he was still in the pits.

Hope they have sunflower seeds in their pockets.

How many legs does a dog have if you call its tail a leg?

But only one has lied so much there’s a wikipedia article about it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_or_misleading_statements_by_Donald_Trump

You are the product.

That’s an argument for making utilities publicly-owned again more than anything else.

The party of small government is now regulating your email signatures.

Retroshittification

Pretty sure that building belongs more to the students than to the cops.

Since when does Congress ban websites or dictate what apps people can have on their devices? Regardless of how you feel about this particular company, I feel like no one is talking about the internet-killing precedent that’s being set here, and that should be concerning.

Nice to see Max on the list too

Eyes was just code for skin

Chance in a million

It’s a pump and dump scheme. YouTuber goes in at 1:47 when no one’s hungry anymore.

Good. Now do Jim Jordan.

Nothing in the constitution that says we can’t have a dictator.

• Supreme Court, probably

Edge would like a word

Only if he sells it

You don’t need to sign your posts.

Alberta