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Boots. I bought a pair of good leather boots after trying multiple cheaper brands- 4 years and they’re still going strong.

1. Commit to the bit. If you’re deadpan, see if you can keep elaborating on a joke without cracking a smile until it’s so damn silly you’ve got to laugh. People like it, and it’s an easy transition to make for people who have a serious-seeming sense of humor.

2. Consciously remind yourself that everyone tends to assume that mistakes are caused by inherent properties of people, but sometimes there are fuzzy but real reasons why people say and do dumb stuff- bad day, distracted, etc. Try to give people the slack you’d like them to give you when you get wound up on some dumbass opinion.

That’s just all the movies, man lol I second They Cloned Tyrone- it was excellent.

I have heard the same from a number of people, and no offense, but I don’t believe you. When faced with personal annihilation, most people (including myself) quickly discover that they desperately want to avoid death.

No. I don’t want to die, and I think the discussion of age as a purely aesthetic feature is a distraction from the basic truth that it kills you.

Can’t make an omelet without killing a few lions.

This guy time travels. That’s what I was thinking too - just stick dates and a few race outcomes would easily translate to more than 10mil.

I appreciate the IT crowd reference.

I see you, man

Yep. That’s definitely worse.

Yeah, they’re not kidding. That looks fantastic.

I hallucinated a werewolf and slammed on the brakes of an 8 ton military vehicle in rural Afghanistan, causing a patrol to go on alert for an attack.