I chew gum, too, I just do it in private where no one can see, like any other decent human being.

Removed

I think I’d move just about anywhere if money wasn’t an issue there.

Go away! I’m Batin!!!

Limitations of hardware resources show up as “Natural Limits”, like the speed of light, in the simulation. The amount of RAM consumed translates to the Hubble Bubble, or the greatest distance light could have traveled since the beginning of our universe, and moreso to the amount of matter and energy contained within it, which is a constant. Energy and matter cannot be created or destroyed, only changed forms allowed, so a set amount from the beginning.

Don’t do dumb stuff. This concludes my TED talk.

I am Jack’s apathy. His name was Robert Paulson.

Strange, its almost like because slavery is still legal, companies are using it for profits in some kind of military industrial prison “complex”…

Indiana. It makes me feel sad, too.

You are a vampire. Invest in sunblock.

Get vaccinated.

DO NOT READ THIS SIGN UNDER PENALTY OF LAW

They said we’d have jetpacks and flying cars, and all we got was this dog fucking a robot. I’m calling bullshit.

While I’m mildly disappointed that the bears have started making mother and son tacos, I am glad they were able to remain calm while being eaten.

ACAB

It’s because the demons fly out of you when you sneeze, and you need to be blessed to prevent them from getting back in, or so they thought back in Black Plague days.

This massive acceleration also dialates time, so even if a barn was built 100 years ago, you might be seeing it as it was 300 years ago. This is why barns often also look so old.

Drainage.

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No, no. It’s not like he’d have access to launching the nukes or anything. Checks Notes Oh Shiiiiiit