An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
It’s a teleportation device.
That’ll happen after a solid meatspinning. Merry-go-rounds can be pretty dangerous too if you’re not careful.
Not sure I love that definition, a dog walk should be relaxing and enjoyable for all involved parties.
That’s not her, it’s an im-pasta!
I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents’ delusions so they don’t have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they’re chemtrailing us with fluoride.
A wild backhoe appears!
You love them so much that you just have to own them.
Good, fuck off. He can find a new job where he’s not expected to treat his fellow humans with the respect they deserve. Being wrong about the nature of reality doesn’t grant the right to be an asshole even if they sincerely believe that it should.
Tickling Strangers’ Anuses.
Suits heard about this secret sauce called AI that can cut down on the need for those pesky humans that are always looking for handouts and luxuries like a living wage and benefits. The consumer will have to accept it when the only choices they’re offered are varying flavors of the same shit.
I’m just surprised they didn’t set it at 6 based on the whole Aisha thing. Guess they’re going by the age when their book says Muhammed started having sex with her.
Well great, now you’ve told everyone.
He’s just hoping that Putin will be willing to trade prisoners for his release once all the crimes catch up to him.
Last time anybody gave a damn about Oklahoma, it was because the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building got an unexpected facelift. This attempt to sidestep the first amendment by shouting “I’m not establishing you!” is not an improvement. Nice to see pushback from educators fighting to provide education even though it’s bullshit that they have to.
Not necessarily, fingers crossed.
It’s mostly because their navigation systems are trash. Try to drive from Shenzhen to Peking and you get stuck hovering over U.S. military installations for a couple days.
Son of a Bitch of Sam, Al Canine and the BTK (Bacon, Treats and Kibble) killer lock their doors at night in case this shady character is out for a prowl.
I have a hard time equating the display or firing of a gun with promotion of violence but context makes a difference. Same thing with baseball bats. Both are used in competitive sports or could be tools for killing/maiming others. It’s performative and pandering but not necessarily violent without more information.