Recent colonoscopy here, can confirm the “grown man worth of shit” estimation

-I’m in love with my car
-Death on two legs

Me: spits coffee into the barrista’s face “yo, this coffee tastes like dirt!”

Barrista: “well it was fresh ground this morning.”

^somebody never learned to Google before speaking their opinion like a fact

I’m pretty sure they said they would “…go nuts on…” not “…go nut in…”

Tacostacostacostacos

Wanna be more confused by Skibidi? Check out the video for Skibidi by Little Big

I wonder why? It’s not like anything bad ever happens to high-profile inmates, just ask Jeffery Epstein…

Obligatory /s

Mike Ochzarekt
Mike Rustibalz
Micah Misztiki

Mike names go on for miles

Thaethilian?

‘Splattern’