How about a holy tazer? You know, a little twitching goes a long way.

I don’t. Fuck each and everyone of those spy balls.

Again?

Okay buy if there aren’t any boats running around, then that’s ecologically good! We’re all screwed, but ecologically good.

This could be the best thing the current administration did for the planet. No more shipping boats. It’s going to be really interesting in the next two months.

Hopefully she gets deported to a good country. We’re evil now. Like Google turned evil.

You know what they say…

Well you know, so I’m not gonna repeat it!

But you know he did.

No babies…

Hmmm. I got it!

Drones!

China makes the drones?

Hmmm.

How many nukes do we have again?

My wife wants a custom dishwasher just like this one! I love the high heat option and the jump option.

Ok. Admissible. White people are officially a minority. Try, you need to be rich to matter now. I do agree with the sentiment.

How about all 3 at 3%?

That’s pretty obvious. Only if the victims were rich white dudes. That’s when it gets real.

Reboso.

Friends don’t let JD visit friends.

Chicklets if its OK with their mom.

Vance is paying them a visit. Oh, looks like they sent their cousin to meet Vans. Oh they be dead. Short visit.

I got a great idea from a history book! How about all of us brown people start wearing an arm band!

It could be really cool to see all of us come together… In the gas chamber or the self powering ovens.

Like do they toss us into an existing fire dead or alive? Do they need us to dehydrate first? Do we eat doritos since those things are like dry fuel? And what do we do between falling into the fire and dying. Is it best to scratch our names on the wall? Find someone to make love with one last time? Screams in fear? Just scratch the walls?

Mr. President, these are really important questions. Please have god answer those things for us when we’re there peeing ourselves. Like a nice retirement would have been good. But blood stained last message to the world, I suppose that could work for me.

Trump only likes popes that don’t die at a similar age. In fact, had the pope become president and leading racist nazi asshole, he would be alive today.

My theory is that pope Francis when to see where the heck god is at. Cuz WTF man!

Ah… A command line expert! LOL. Pine, putty then.

And what did these poor hoses look like before kinking like that oh Mr Internet hero corrector Sr!?