I want to be in a funeral. Its in my bucket list lol. Everyone has a funeral in their bucket list.

General fun = Funeral!

Is that Saul from better call Saul?

Just for that I’m going to put things in my Amazon and eBay accounts and just keep swapping stuff without buying anything for weeks at a time.

I’ve studied laws like that for the better part of 25 years and I’ve formulated this new law ointment I’d like to call Lawinment2.0! IRS available at Walmart for $17.75! And the shipping is free because its a download. Just pay as you normally would thru Walmart pay and then head on over to laws.com and receive your free gift! And if you pay thru laws.com to receive a free 5% offer on an additional law you’ll also receive this custom deluxe gorme designer bag gift pin retainer. Its our way of saying thank you! And thank you George Carling for this fine comedy bit.

Hmm copper!

Hold on, my dental implants are glitching.

You mean “buy nothing day”? Cuz that’s my plan.

I’d feel a little better in my private jet. Can I have one too?

Three weeks is a long inspection.

Oh, that’s just monster cock beach in California dudes!

The pandemic hit.

I literally just ate a huge burrito sold as “the space shuttle”. How about Mr. Shuttle?

Ahhh! That’s where I put it!

Drones are dangerous.

Jurassic, the pressure builds up!..how the new oil fields get created from scratch.

Someone will have to. At our company we still have the glass seiling. But I’m pretty sure everyone knows that new people are pretty much useless so we have to grow them into someone useful. If they leave it hurts all the way up corporate. Try different companies and see if you can find one that cares. In my experience big companies really truly suck much. But they are stable for you to keep helping them. Small companies are stable and full of emotional problems. But that’s my kind of people.

I bet that information was already available to business owners. In other words, they totally knew it was you complaining about the toilet paper they used for example.

This just in! He will start a new agency called MEMA! Male Elephant Making Action!

They are sending you guys in Texas a male elephant pretty soon! Just hang in there!

You’re probably wondering, WTF are we supposed to do with a male elephant.

How about right now? How’s that going?